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I doubt you keep Bob clean when I go to the washroom at lunch and leave him next to you. No wonder he was too stunned to answer when I asked him! You probably SAT on the poor thing!
- debbie
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Who is Bob? Your.....pencil crayon? .....mouse? - Eric
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MY BACKPACK!!! YOU IDIOT!
... and my Evil Wings. - debbie
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OH I never thought of that...because I would never touch your backpack.
... I punched bob the other day. - Eric
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AND I SEE WHAT YOU DO TO CHARITY'S BACKPACK.
AND CHARITY'S BACKPACK IS PROBABLY DIRTIER THAN MINE ... IN BOTH SENSE OF THE WORD! *Eric is a clean-freak* - debbie
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But that's Charity. You are different ... a respectable heinnie.
- Eric
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Wait ... I swear you don't touch him (LOL THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG) because you did something to him before that I don't know of ... and therefore that thing was so disguisting that you don't wanna touch him ever again.
MOMMYYYY I WANT A NEW BACKPACK!!! T^T - debbie
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Ummm ... I'm so confused
- Eric
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You ARE good at drama ... I almost believe you ... ALMOST
- debbie
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Thanks for the drama compliment!
And no, I never touched your backpack! ... NEVER. - Eric
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THIS SOUNDS LIKE A COURT DEFENCE. "I DIDN'T MOLEST IT! I SWEAR I DIDN'T!"
- debbie
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I MEAN I NEVER TOUCHED IT IN A WAY I WOULD NOT EVER TOUCH IT AGAIN (GOSH THAT SOUNDS GROSS)
- Eric
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BTW I ate a ginger bread man.
- debbie
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AWWWW YOU .... YOU..... SAVAGE PERSON ... it wasn't alive right?
- Eric
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I ate it leaving the most vital organs til the end.
- debbie
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Ewwww ... I didn't touch your backpack!!! I DIDN'T!
- Eric
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This one's kind of an inside joke ...
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My computer got a virus.
- Eric
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What kind of virus? Trojen Horse? Like ... a trojen ... on a horse? That is like, the worst virus known to computerology.
- Cecelia
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No, you are.
- debbie
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My parents first compared Cecelia to explosives.
- Amy
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She ATE explosives?!
- Charity
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... so that's how her face got to be ...
- Jasmine
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Scenerio:
I was showing Cecelia this very page you are reading on MSN, but she didn't respond, so I closed the window. Ten minutes later:
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I LOVE ERIC!
- Cecelia
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... lol ... uh ...
- debbie
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... his picture!
- Cecelia
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O_O''
- debbie
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THE PIXEL ONE ON THE LINK YOU SENT ME!
- Cecelia
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Scenario:
I back in grade 7, I told Jasmine a totally fake story about myself.
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When I was 4 years old, we moved to Calgary. Since we didn't have a house yet, we lived in a motel kind of thing, and our room had a balcony directly over a river, because our motel was next to a river. So, on the balcony there was a sign that said: "NO FISHING ON THE BALCONY" ... of course, this gave us ideas, and my dad and I were fishing on the balcony. Like I was saying, I was four, so I was shot(er) and couldn't see anything, so I climbed over the balcony rail ... and went too far. So I fell.
- debbie
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LoL, you lie! You don't look Albertan!
- Jasmine
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Well you can judge Albertans like that!!! How do you know what Alberta people are like? It's not like you've been there, sheesh!
- debbie
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*Felt bad for saying what she did* Ok, ok, I believe you.
HA! I can just IMAGINE a silhouette of you falling over the balcony into the river! - Jasmine
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I guilted Jasmine into believing every word of the story ... and I revealed my lie at the end of Grade 8 ... =).
Scenario:
In grade 10, now, I was telling Cecelia how I got Jasmine to believe my lie.
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LoL, you know, in grade 7, I told Jasmine this story about myself ... and NONE OF IT WAS TRUE ... and she totally believed me!
- debbie
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What story?
- Cecelia
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I told her that:
"When I was 4 years old, we moved to Calgary. Since we didn't have a house yet, we lived in a motel kind of thing, and our room had a balcony directly over a river, because our motel was next to a river. So, on the balcony is said "NO FISHING ON THE BALCONY" ... of course, this gave us ideas, and my dad and I were fishing on the balcony. Like I was saying, I was four, so I was shot(er) and couldn't see anything, so I climbed over the balcony rail ... and went too far. So I fell." AND SHE BELIEVED ME!!! LOLLLL - debbie
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lol! ... What part of it did you make up, though?
- Cecelia
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Aimer, from now on, we're calling you bubs.
- debbie
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bubs?
- Amy
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Scenario:
I just finished walking to the garbage can to relieve myself of litter, and it was the end of lunch break. I normally put my lunch bag in Jasmine's locker because it's convenient, so I proceed to do so ... only to find that there was something occupying the spot of her locker that I use for my lunchbag.
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*Begins to put lunchbag in the locker to to find the space occupied by shoes* HAY! WHY ARE THESE UGLY SHOES WHERE MY LUNCH BAG GOES?! EWWWWW JASMINE, YOU HAVE LIGHT BLUE SHOES?! ... AND EVEN WORSE, THEY'RE TAKING MY SPACE?!
- debbie
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... the who's is it?
- debbie
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I look back, and there's this guy putting stuff the locker I thought was Jasmine's
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