Howdy there! My name is debbie, but I perfered to be called KFC. KFC stands for "Kung Fu Chicken", not "Kentucky Fried Chicken" - contrary to popular belief. I am a self-proclaimed chicken that hates lots and likes little. Despite my strong opinions, I am often slow to express them as I'm actually quite shy.

It all started July 1991 when I, the almighty KFC, was born as a Jesus Freak CBC (Chinese born Canadian - at least I think that's what it stands for). When I was one year old, my favourite food was pea flavoured baby food. When I was four, I jumped off a motel balcony into a river in Calgary, just kidding. When I was 6, I had a nose bleed that almost killed me. Nothing exciting happened until I was 13 years old, I bought my first pair of non-hand-me-down-pants - from Winners! My childhood consisted of playing "Pomp and Circumstance Handball" - where we sing Pomp and Circumstance while playing Handball; and Seagull Stalking - where I pretend to be a seagull and follow a random seagull I see (running into objects while doing so).

I live with my mommy and daddy and cocketiel (Birdiot) and tentwo gerbils and fourone fish and a sibling. My extended family consists of uncles, aunties, and lots of cousins - duh. We all originated from Hong Kong, but kind of dispersed all over the world, Muahahaha.
I "hang out" with a bunch of losers who play Pomp and Circumstance Handball with me. In addition we are all geeks (and we can prove it mathematically!) - we are super-competitive over everything ... height ... randomness ... and especially marks. Between our competitive madness, we quote the stupid things people say that we have to put up listening to; believe me, there are lots.

I lead no exciting life, infact it can barely be classified as an excuse for a life - let alone a real live life. I spend my time locked in an endless cycle of school homework sleep, school homework sleep ...
That's because I am in the IB Program. It is, essentially, a program where nerds are gathered (baited by homework) then annihilated via painfully low marks. When I feel rebellious and cease the completion of work, I like to: doodle using Prismacolor Pencil Crayons; play a certain computer game; and tell people to take IB Physics.