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I am a hater; I hate everything except for hating.
More rants to come.

You are not weird. Not silly. Not hyper. No matter how much you claim that you are the "weirdiest" or "silliest" or "hyperest" person ever, you are not. It pisses me off so much that people label themselves "weird" just because they want to be unique. They think they'd sound too full of themselves if they say "I'M THE MOST FUNNIEST AWESOMEST PERSON LYK EVA", but honestly, saying it flat out like that is better than being sly and subtle about how cool you think you are by saying "heeheehee, I know I'm weird". No. You are not more weird than anyone else because according to everyone else, they themselves are the "weird one". So you know what, I'm going to say that I'm perfectly normal, because chances are - and in the greater scheme of things - I am. By saying that I'm normal, I'm not conforming; and by not conforming, I am weird (... which makes me a hypocrite O_O).
Furthermore, I'd like to speak of the use of "I'm so hyper!". Dood, being hyper should be treated like being drunk. Hyper is not a synonym of "funny" nor is it a synonym of "silly". People tell you that you're hyper ... and like being drunk and disillusioned (not that I've been drunk before), you should DENY that you're "hyper". I'll have you know that if you think you're weird or hyper or silly or funny or whatever the helmet you think is associated with negative connotation that actually isn't, you should ... um ... you should stop.
Being normal is the new weird, kids.

This certainly doesn't apply to everyone, but it applies to most people who have a goal to go to Japan before they die. In my honest opinion, people want to go to Japan with the claim that they love "Japanese culture" only know Japan as far as anime. I'm really not one to say seeing as I don't like anime nor do I claim to have an obsession with Japanese culture ... nor will I ever bother to familiarize myself with either. From my closed-minded point of view, anime is always about the same things: "Oh noes! this sophomore lost her mother!" "Oh noes! She 'loves' him and he 'loves' her but they can't be together!" "Oh no! She's going to die! ... OH YES, HE GOT THE MAGIC POTION AND BROUGHT HER TO LIFE <33333". Oh yeah, and apparently people have shrines and debates about the content of this crap: "___X___ FOREVER! I have proof from episode 30984". Oh please. Cheesiness to the max + bad hair day + porn = anime. I don't know how people satisfy their sexual desires or fantasies by watching drawings be "sweet" to each other (of drawings that have big boobs if you're a guy). With that said, DISCOVERY CHANNEL FOR THE WIN!

Society places much unnecessary emphasis on children. For example: I'm reading this "Official Driving Handbook" to learn to drive, and there were 3 whole pages dedicated to the number of demerit points you loose and the thousands of dollars you will be fined and what not for passing a school bus when it has the stop sign thing out; while on the contrary, NORMAL buses don't get special treatment, nor fines and crap. Why did they do that? To protect the children, because "lyke omg they're so freaking cute"! Yes, I am aware that children are potential economy-helping citizens. However; 1, adults are the economy-helping citizens of today. And 2, if children are dumb enough to get hit by a car how can they be successful in life anyway? Isn't it for THEIR benefit that they don't live a life of embarrassing stupidity? I don't mean to sound like Hitler, but knocking out the dumb ones first makes them less likely to reproduce and create armies and armies of dumb people. You see, stupid people are more prone to reproduce as they think they're too good for protection (yeah I made up that statistic). We cannot let dumb people dominate ... the world already has enough dumb people! Myself included. Therefore children shouldn't be given leeway for being stupid. Stupid kids become stupid adults. I'd like to share a personal story: I used to be a stupid kid - now look what happened! ... It's a disaster!

In addition, kids should not be rewarded attention merely because they are "cute". The world is vain enough; we shouldn't reward children with our time just because they are "s0o0o0o0o0o0o0o adorable" - and I'm not only saying that because I'm ugly. Furthermore, giving children attention sets them up to be bratty freaktards. I pisses me off that so many 6 year old girls wear hot pink miniskirts and squeeze my butt just because I am the only one in a group of older shemales that doesn't talk to kids. For example, today this little girl showed up to a softball game, and NOTHING happened to her for running into our bench area, climbing fences, being in the way. IN FACT, when she was dancing around (in other words, begging for attention) PEOPLE ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGED HER EXISTENT AND WAS LIKE "ooo you are good!" ... that just makes her KEEP doing that. ARGH. (Actually, that isn't a good example since I'm "in the way" during softball stuff – I honestly do nothing).

In conclusion, PROPS FOR THOSE WHO APPRECIATE DEAD BABY JOKES – though I don't understand them, they do seem to be the beginnings of some kind of children-revolt.
by the way, my mom wants me to have kids ... LAUGH OUT LOUD. good game, mommy .